The following content that you are about to read is based on a true story involving yours truly.
Did that get your attention? I think serious tones always work.
Anyway, here’s the story.
I was walking with the love of my life back to his place. We were laughing, talking, taking in the scenery when I looked to the left of him and saw something in the road. It was a Michael Kors handbag. Just lying there. No one around, no soul in sight. What?!